Redneck ? JOKE: Copper Wire

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  1. Junkmanme

    Junkmanme Chillin' With My Peeps

    COPPER WIRE

    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and they came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

    Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read:

    " California archaeologists have found traces of a 200 year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

    One week later, "The Redneck Rebel Gazette" in Georgia reported the following:..........

    After digging as deep as 30 feet in a corn field, Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Georgia had already gone wireless.
     
  2. wombat

    wombat Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Chicks_N_Horses Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. greenfamilyfarms

    greenfamilyfarms Big Pippin'

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    Oh my goodness! I'm calling my Grandpa. He loves jokes like that.
     

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