Relatives making jokes about owning chickens

[The Moonshiner]

I better go now....

 

[Ursuline Chick]

I get it all the time..crazy chicken lady from other relatives, but the kids (grown up by the way) say u care more for them than us…no, my little flock don’t answer back or drain my bank account! Also my flock want to spend their time with me, not out partying! They are my little bit of me time

God help me, DD came into my bedroom a little while back and said, that she and the BF and another friend were going to a party at yet another friend's house and she would not be home tonight, and would that be OK. And I said, yeah, sure, be careful, I love you.

 

[MTKitty]

... the kids (grown up by the way) say u care more for them than us…...

Me, completely deadpan: Yup.

... another reason it’s a good thing I didn’t reproduce.

 

[Weeg]

My family does! Mostly if I have to treat them for anything. If I bring them inside because of hypothermia, I get the usual, "I think that chicken is fine and probably wants to go back outside with its buddies".
If I buy anything for them, I'm pretty sure they think I'm nuts haha! They better keep quiet thought because I know they appreciate those eggs in the summer.

 

[Gizabelle]

My family is pretty much all animal people and they know me, and knew it was only a matter of time anyway before we started our flock.
A few jokes at first... then they tasted the difference between home-grown free range eggs and what they were buying at the store. Never a another negative word, just hints dropped that "boy, we sure would love some more if you ever have extra."

 

[bobhwefiwno3c]

help guy my Bantam was just """""played?""""" with by 2 small dogs, she is eating and drinking but not really doing much else she eats but reluctantly and she keeps her mouth open all the time, she has a big wound on her back it wasent 'bleeding' bleeding but it has stopped. i gave her some aspirin in water but i only used a 1/4 of a 1/4 of the tablet. help what the hell do i do???????

btw i have no idea where to post just choose random

 

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[Mrs J]

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Aww poor baby, if you go to the main page tap the then u will see this

Post thread under the emergency section, explain what’s happened and you will get help, keep her in a quiet room and give water with some sugar or nutri drench in for shock.

 

[Mrs J]

Aww poor baby, if you go to the main page tap the then u will see thisView attachment 2961363
Post thread under the emergency section, explain what’s happened and you will get help, keep her in a quiet room and give water with some sugar or nutri drench in for shock.

I found this, I snapped it in my phone for if I need it, this is rally good advice from @Wyorp Rock