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I once had a music minister from a neighboring (and very large) church call and ask about using one of my horses for their Christmas production. My Misha would have been perfect for such a thing, as his temperament is ideal, and he's completely unflappable. Also, it was a sister church, so I was feeling charitable.
As the conversation went on, the fellow asked me about the likelihood of the horse pooping over the course of a couple of hours. I said, well, yeah, horses are pretty much constantly pooping--that's kinda how they're designed.
There was a brief silence, and then the question: "Isn't there some way of...sort of...humanely...stopping him up?"
Before I could stop myself, I asked, "Like what--with a giant CORK?"
Took me the rest of the day to get over that conversation. Misha did NOT participate in the Christmas play.