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You should check out the "meat birds" section of the site if you haven't yet. There are TONS of opinions on butchering in those pages. Check out the sticky at the top by Frugal- it's probably the best step by step that's been posted here since I've been a member.
In my opinion, if your main interest is the fastest kill, definitely go with the chop over the throat cut. The chop is instant, and probably a little easier for the squeamish, as the throat cut doesn't always go smoothly and it takes a couple minutes for them to die. I cut the throats, (actually the arteries to be more specific,) and I'm told they lose consciousness rather quickly by that method, but honestly, I have no idea what that looks like in a chicken! Although, the chop can get messed up too if you if your aim with the hatchet is off, or you're nervous.
Basically, the cones hold the birds in place while you're dispatching them by either method. It prevents them from flopping afterwards, breaking wings, etc, and keeps them in place if you're using the chop method.
Hope that answered your question! And, as for your husband's comment about becoming a vegetarian, I doubt that, but you can expect that after you process, eating the birds will be the LAST thing you want to do afterwards. Plan on freezing them for at least a couple of weeks before your cravings for chicken come back. I processed my last batch about a month ago, and tonight we're having chicken for the first time since then. After you get over the gross part, you will NEVER go back to store bought birds!