Linda, you are giving us hope to change such laws. I'm so very proud of you. There are tons of us around you watching you as you live your perfect life who will be more than happy to help you if you should come to that at some point but it sounds like you truly won't have anymore issues again from them.
Do the codes prohibit internet sales of eggs? I could use a dozen, christmas cooking and all you know
As for your neighbor - well we won't go there. As Sun Tzu said in The Art of War, " Know your enemy, know yourself. A thousand battles, a thousand victories."
And I can think of one neighbor I would never on a bet or in a weak moment give a free egg too, cause the next thing will be that they are sick with _________ clearly caused by your un inspected egg and will cost you $________ in damages and mental anguish.