I have hired a housekeeper! You know, a cleaning lady... not a live-in "keeper" of my house.
I have needed one for my
entire adult life but have been unwilling and ashamed to "deal" with the fact that I am not a housekeeper. The first first job I ever held was motel maid. I hated it. I would rather do ANYTHING than clean house. I am a home-owner, but not a "keep one clean" person. Y'all have
NO IDEA how ecstatic I am about this!
Point one - my house will be clean. Point two - I will be providing income to someone. Point three - I won't be ashamed to invite co-workers I like to my house (eventually). Point four - If, and this is a very big "if" - I ever decide to... ummm... start dating, fer instance... or invite someone really nice to stay longer. It could happen. Just sayin'.
I called John to thank him for his referral. She's wonderful. She did not run out of the house, screaming in horror. He laughed, then said, "She's good people. You'll like each other. Then you'll have TWO friends in [his community] and you'll have river beach rights. In the summer, it's like the best swimming pool in the world, a mile long, sparkling clean water, no chlorine, just wonderful. Beautiful trees all around. People pay millions of dollars to make their property look this good, like nature, and we have it just by living here."
I had re-scheduled our appointment for this afternoon, right after she got out of church. She was dressed in really nice clothes but changed into "yard boots" in the car at the gate. In our "here's who I am" discussion, she explained she grew up locally - in Omo Ranch - and had experience in raising goats and keeping winter-born kids in boxes in the kitchen, for bottle-raising. "We're country - that's just what you do." She can't keep chickens in her community but spent some time admiring the chicks in their brooders in my guest room. She's got two sons and four cats.
She won't use bleach (or Pine-Sol, which *I* consider to be an invention of the devil) but prefers ammonia for sanitation. Her favorite cleaning product is Bon Ami. I will be providing the cleaning supplies and equipment; she told me not to get Windex, as "it's just water and ammonia, anyway." 409 spray is good, too. I do have 409 spray already....
She said she dislikes cleaning for people who keep their houses clean, because they're usually "anal and hoverers;" in the case of my house, she'll have a sense of accomplishment for what she's completed and I'll be able to tell where she's worked.
That's a great attitude, I think. I've hired her for weekly cleaning services.
This is just the greatest thing for me. Y'all have NO idea how much this is going to improve my life.