Riddles!

[STACEYH]

A father and son were in a car accident where the father was killed. The ambulance brought the son to the hospital. He needed immediate surgery. In the operating room, a doctor came in and looked at the little boy and said I can't operate on him he is my son. Who is the doctor?

 

[TheCluckyClucker2]

The little boys father?

 

[STACEYH]

The little boys father?

No.

 

[Bakbuk]

Dr. Strange

 

[-Flash-]

I give up too.

What honks but isn’t a car
Flies but isn’t a plane
and floats but isn’t a boat?

DUCK/GOOSE!!!

 

[-Flash-]

What happens once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, but never in a hundred years?

M

 

[STACEYH]

Wow I thought this day and age you all would have gotten this one.
It was the childs mother that was the doctor.

 

[Bakbuk]

Wow I though this day and age you all would have gotten this one.
It was the childs mother that was the doctor.

 

[BlondieSoup]

So sad I'm late to the riddle party
More riddles!!
Trying... to remember..... more..... oww

 

[Bakbuk]

You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I?

OK the answer is definitely me.

You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring.

Yup, that’s the way it is to most people that meet me anyway

I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat.

Most people are. Can’t say I’ve ever been fat before though…

The wind is my enemy.