Riddles

[Drumset]

I will say a riddle and someone will guess the answer and then they will say a riddle. Ok?

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Think hard...

 

[Chickie-chan]

An earthworm?

What has diamonds and rattles when angry?

Not very hard.

 

[Drumset]

well it was a penny but good enough. umh... some kind of snake i know like a cobra or rattle snake?


What is black and white and read all over?

 

[Chickie-chan]

You got it! It was a rattle snake.
I'm guessing a book.

What is long, yellow, and slightly curved?

 

[Drumset]

that could be an answer i didn't think about but i had newspaper but yours is still right..

oh oh pick me! pick me! pick me! A banana!!!!

lol

 

[Chickie-chan]

Yup! A Banana!!!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I have a classic one.

A man who has commited suicide is hanging high up in the middle of the room with a puddle bellow himself. How did he die?

 

[Chickie-chan]

He got on a big chunk of ice then kicked it away and hung himself. The ice melted. Is it right?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Close. He stood on a big block of ice and waited for it to melt.

Here's another one:

Peter's house is being robbed, but Peter isn't doing anything about it. Why?

 

[OneShotHunter]

Because the things in his house are stolen, and they are stealing them back?