Roo wants to rehome himself,, how can I change his mind?

[Roosteroops]

We should not all be so surprised that this randy roo found another outlet - I mean really - men are pretty much the same in every species.... except maybe the sea horse.

 

[Cetawin]

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true

 

[smokeater413]

HEYYYY!, I resemble that remark! he he he......lmao!

 

[WriterofWords]

He is still very attached to Woo, but since she doesn' even come up to his knees he's finally getting the idea that if he wants to see any action he's got to convince the larger ladies of his worthiness. I wonder what they think when he is visiting his bottle?

 

[ThePolishPrincess]

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"Better her than me."

 

[LilBizzy]

That was too funny....


Dear Nugget,
I can see you have made some valid points, but let's turn it all to positive.
Be glad that the fence folds and you can't get to the roof. You know, lightening always strikes the thing on the roof, so some day soon Sparkle is going to live up to his name.
In very old days, it was common in the human world for the king to be served his food by the women. You aren't taking the frenchfries from the humans- they are feeding you, just like royalty. So tell the other roosters to take that !!
As for the moron Blue Roo fainting when you yelled at the skunk, well..you are hailed as a hero, but guess what we thinkof Blue Roo for fainting like that? Would you rather be a hero, or a wuss?

Sorry about the bottle thing. If it is any consolation, us humans have enjoyed the story, and love ya all the more. Don't be too upset with the humanlady- she's under ALOT of pressure from all us here to show us your bottlelady.
Sometimes Ladies just like to snuggle. I know it's not the same, but it's better than nothing. Be like a normal human guy- just snuggle with the ladies, then go hit the bottle.
It could be the hens are just scared of your size. You might have to sweet talk them a little, and let them know you wont hurt them. Maybe the humanlady will give them weighted vests, so they can get used to it.
Keep your chin up...

 

[Superman11383]

This thread gets funnier everyday

 

[crtrlovr]

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oh,, ummm,, hehehehe the bottles are his favorite "hen replacement" system.

ah, man, I am SO relieved!!! I thought I had the weirdest little bantam cochin frizzles in the world... they fight to "have their way" with part of a plastic cup that blew into their run. I didn't have the heart to take it away! If one sees the other guys close to it, the lone one will run over and do his best to run the others away, then "do the deed", so to speak, and then strut off like the King of the Roos.

 

[WriterofWords]

Don't you just wonder what they think when they put their little wing down and dance for it and it doesn't look impressed?

 

[Cetawin]

Well it should be impressed dang it.