Your roo's "look" is pretty scary! I think my husband would have been high-tailing it if he saw that "look". I think he's already pretty scared to feed my rooster any more cheeses after the "incident," but he would never actually admit to that
I once had a venus fly-trap plant that my cousin named Phil. In the absence of any flies, I tried to feed Phil some lunchmeat instead. Phil died.
So I'm going to feel undressed now if I wear sandals around my roo, thanks a lot
I liked the part about springtime hormones, but yeah your roo definitely does not look like he's in the mood nor the peak physical condition required to take on any hula hoops