This is Arrow's Orbituary/eulogy
Green Arrow:
Arrow was a buff orpington rooster. He died at two and-a-half years on Oct 22, 2016 of mareks disease. His is survived by his two favorite wives Banana Smoothie and Parakeet.
Arrow was the best rooster to ever patrol the backyard. On numerous occasions, he took on dogs, from the neighbors terrier to a border collie to an aussie. He cared about his ladies very much, and was always on the lookout for predators. Even though he was the Big Boss for a little less than a year, he always cared for his girls. He was a very gentle rooster. After teaching Fowler how to crow, he beat him up, but only really got after him once.
When Bear Grylls was still alive, Arrow got tired of being second in command. They fought for hours. Late that afternoon, we took them both inside, cleaned them up and put them both in dog kennels. The next morning, we let them figure things out, and Bear won. That night Arrow went back to sleep in his dog kennel. He lived there all winter. When we got baby chicks that spring, he would roost on top of their cage, and when they got let outside, he became their guardian. After Bear and Fowler got sent to freezer camp, and he became the ultimate big boss, he cared for the whole flock, and guarded them with his life, even though he was a little racist at times. There will never be a rooster like you, Big Evil. Everyone misses you; have fun taking care of your girls in heaven.
Fyall'sI, "evil" is a nickname that all the boys get called