Roping a deer....

[rebel-rousing-at-night]

I just had to send a link of this to friends and family.

Years ago my boss had a SIL that was not very bright.He hit a deer with his vehicle on a country gravel road. That not too bright one thought it was dead so he put the deer in his car to take home.
Well, all of you know what happened next...that "dead"deer CAME ALIVE in that car with him.I can not fully remember all the damage done except SIL got tore to pieces.

 

[txhomegrown]

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Was that the one where the guy kept screaming he needed a bamalance? (ambulance)

 

[StupidBird]

The man, the deer, the 911 call: WARNING very naughty language! Limited vocabulary, but not for kids

 

[old geezer]

..i have a real dingy friend , 2 less chromosones and he would be a simpson-

--about 140 pounds who thinks he's 240---anyway's ---putting gun aside , he jumped out of a tree stand with a knife trying to kill a nice 7 point buck-

---got the living sh-t kick out himself...

 

[terrilhb]

OMG that was hiliarious. Thanks for the laugh.

Makes you wonder what some people are thinking? LOL

 

[terrilhb]

Ok the man and the deer and car was to funny. I had tears running down my face from laughing so hard.

 

[herefordlovinglady]

Classic...

thanks for the laugh.

 

[Mahonri]

I think I'll check the menu more carefully from now on!

Chicken Surprise

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise',

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams
back down.

'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him
to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two
little eyes looking around before it slams down..

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
demands an explanation.

'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'

The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'



'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'

 

[Mrs. Fluffy Puffy]

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[Pinky]

old geezer, I think your friend was in predator mode