Round Two Starts Now! Shoe Poll included.

Who has chicken area shoes?


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It would be so funny if one day they just decided to Log on and they see all these tags of you declaring your undying affection.
I would pick up a garden shovel. Probably the one with the splintered handle. So I'd naturally have to get gloves. I'd walk inside and pick up the purple and black rubber ones.
Then I'd walk back outside. I'd stand under the cherry tree, across from where Mel is buried. I'd admire the wilting blossoms, pale against the rich blue of the May sky.
Then I'd start to dig. I'd dig a hole about 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep. I'd then toss out the shovel and have a helpful accomplice begin to cover me in dirt. The world would go dark, and my undying embarrassment would cease, because my brain would no longer have oxygen flow. I'd be peaceful.
 
I would pick up a garden shovel. Probably the one with the splintered handle. So I'd naturally have to get gloves. I'd walk inside and pick up the purple and black rubber ones.
Then I'd walk back outside. I'd stand under the cherry tree, across from where Mel is buried. I'd admire the wilting blossoms, pale against the rich blue of the May sky.
Then I'd start to dig. I'd dig a hole about 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep. I'd then toss out the shovel and have a helpful accomplice begin to cover me in dirt. The world would go dark, and my undying embarrassment would cease, because my brain would no longer have oxygen flow. I'd be peaceful.
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