Sally's GF3 thread

[Sally PB]

Something bit/stung me on the base of my left thumb. I didn't even notice it happen, so I don't think it was a deer fly, definitely not a honey bee. After about 4 hours, the back of my left hand is all puffy.

I may have found a cure for wrinkles!!!

 

[Sally PB]

I have an idea that I'm going to call "banana pants."

What if you had pants that zipped from waist to cuff, on the outside of the leg, ie, from hip down to ankle bone?

So, you're outside on a day like today (80s, humid) working. You come inside to take a shower and try to pull off your pants and they're stuck to you! They're literally peeling off, inside out. Tripping hazard, to say the least.

Banana pants wouldn't do that. Zip, zip, and they're on the floor in a damp heap.

 

[fuzzi]

I have an idea that I'm going to call "banana pants."

What if you had pants that zipped from waist to cuff, on the outside of the leg, ie, from hip down to ankle bone?

So, you're outside on a day like today (80s, humid) working. You come inside to take a shower and try to pull off your pants and they're stuck to you! They're literally peeling off, inside out. Tripping hazard, to say the least.

Banana pants wouldn't do that. Zip, zip, and they're on the floor in a damp heap.

Skirts don't stick much.

 

[NanaK]

I may have found a cure for wrinkles!!!

I have an idea that I'm going to call "banana pants."

Wow! You are on a roll. 2 inventions at one time!
I need both. You have a buyer already.
Nana needs some of those naner pants!

I'll wait for final results on that wrinkle cure.
Hope your hand is ok!

 

[aart]

I have an idea that I'm going to call "banana pants."

What if you had pants that zipped from waist to cuff, on the outside of the leg, ie, from hip down to ankle bone?

So, you're outside on a day like today (80s, humid) working. You come inside to take a shower and try to pull off your pants and they're stuck to you! They're literally peeling off, inside out. Tripping hazard, to say the least.

Banana pants wouldn't do that. Zip, zip, and they're on the floor in a damp heap.

I think you could get those at a male stripper store?

 

[Sally PB]

I think you could get those at a male stripper store?

Do they come in khaki, big pockets, made of cotton? Or Nylon for the 85-90 degree days?

Oh. Male stripper pants. Unfortunately, I grew those pesky things called hips, peculiar to some women; larger than their waist by several inches.

Pants big enough to fit my hips would require a belt, and that kind of defeats the purpose of "off in 3 seconds" pants.

 

[Sally PB]

Some women have straight, even lines. They get the odd numbered sizes. Those of us who grew hips and thighs get the even numbered sizes.

Who thought that made sense?

 

[Sally PB]

The wrinkles on my bug-bitten hand are returning as the swelling goes down. So much for that. It also itches like crazy now.

Bug bites will not compete with Botox. Actually, I can't imagine how they sold the idea that botulin toxin was a great idea as a wrinkle obscurer. Really? I don't get it.

Maybe some people (women, mostly, I suppose) are that vain.

I'm betting our Governor has had Botox done... I haven't seen her forehead move since she was elected in 2018.

 

[cavemanrich]

Do they come in khaki, big pockets, made of cotton? Or Nylon for the 85-90 degree days?

Oh. Male stripper pants. Unfortunately, I grew those pesky things called hips, peculiar to some women; larger than their waist by several inches.

Pants big enough to fit my hips would require a belt, and that kind of defeats the purpose of "off in 3 seconds" pants.

Sally consider this line of clothing this male stripper is wearing.

or this line female stripper is wearing.

Both look easy to remove after a long hard day GARDENING.

 

[Sally PB]

@cavemanrich, THANK YOU!! for the best laugh I've had all day, maybe all week!