!!Save America's Wildlife, Cap Global Warming Pollution Now!!

[playswithfowl]

I also believe in climate change 100%

 

[warmfuzzies]

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I second that!

me too!

Thats not to say I dont think we should take care of the world... just that I believe it is a ploy.

 

[texaschickmama]

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Brilliant!! Could not have said it better myself!! The funny thing is I don't even have the means to put a gigantic "carbon footprint" on this Earth the way those celebritites are grump about!! You won't see me flying around in a jet or eating $1000 Tofu!! Rubbish!!!

 

[bettisworth]

Well all I can say, is that for those of you who believe that YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT IS DESTROYING THE CLIMATE.....THEN PLEASE STOP BREATHING!!!!! FOR WITH EVERY SINGLE BREATH YOU ARE SPEWING MORE OF YOUR NASTY CARBON INTO MY AIR!!!!

 

[beak]

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Well George finally decided to believe in science now that he doesn't have to worry about contributions. He's actually smarter than he ever let on. Imagine that!

 

[bettisworth]

Like I said.....please hold your breath.

And "please beam me up Scotty, intelligent life forms are quickly diminishing".

Good Grief. That puter yer playing with is probably running on coal. Do your part....shut it off!!!!

 

[Year of the Rooster]

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You might as well stop eating beans, if you catch my drift

(or if you'd rather not)

 

[eaganchickens]

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You might as well stop eating beans, if you catch my drift

(or if you'd rather not)

 

[bettisworth]

In my local area, we have an environmental wacko, who occasionally writes into the local papers. She constantly complains about the pollution created by electrical generation facilities.

The other day I was driving my 1 ton Chevy Dually pick-up that gets 9 miles to the gallon........and LO! I see her name on a mail box!!!! I felt the need to do a bit of a covert investigation!!!!!!!!!

I quickly hit my brakes, spewing rubber particles from my tires made of petroleum distillates, and asbestos dust from my brake pads, into the air!!

I turned around in the next driveway. I ever so gingerly pressed my footfeed to the floor, quickly burning at least a quart of petrol for rapid acceleration, and to hear my ol' glasspak muffler rattle off of the nearby arbor day vegetation!

When suddenly I found myself back at the abode of my local environmental advocate.

I was ever so quickly amazed and actually felt a sense of pity for this person. The current conditions in which she was living was absolutely deplorable.

I was quickly awestruck at her current living conditions. I quickly reflected, and felt tears coming to my eyes, when I saw the great measures she was taking to ensure herself, her neighbors, and her local community in general, to the rewards of green living, and greatly reduced carbon footprint.

I quickly took out my note-pad, hoping that I could quickly jot down some pointers,before my stealth was discovered.My notetaking efforts were so that I could possibly relay her infinite wisdom to myself and others, so that we also could do our part in reversing the plight of the polar bears, and maybe we could once again see the migration flight of the pterydactyl.

These are some of the things myself and my operatives witnessed.

Electrical power lines connected to the electrical from the grid to the weatherhead.

An electrical metering device, connected to the house, which was an indication that she was being coerced at gunpoint, by the local electrical cooperative, to continue using that poisonous substance that has been come to be known as "electricity.

On the west side of her house was a central air unit, an "outdated non-energy star model I might add."

Upon further investigation I also noticed a device that is used for holding propane in the amounts of 800 gallons..

There was also a midsized car sitting in the driveway.

I also noticed old lead paint on the cedar lapsiding. How many trees had to be cut down for this nonsense?

How many spotted owl babies were still shivering in the cold?

And what's more the roof of the house was covered with those evil...I SAID EVIL!!.....asphalt shingles!!!

CAN YOU BELIVE THAT SHE IS LIVING UNDER THOSE CONDITIONS??? I THINK I HEARD AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL SOFTLY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!

So after seeing how she was doing her part, to save the snaggle toothed snail, and the cream puffed bugle mouthed dinosaur minnow, I quickly donated my pickup to science in exchange for a pair off sandals made of grass..(No grass was killed in their making.No swamps were drained. nor was a peat bog molested).

I quickly went home and dismanted my wood framed house and dug a hole in the side of a hill, where I am currently eating earthworms that died of natural causes.

The moral to my story is thus..


The best way to lead is by example. Still waiting for you to pull your utility meters...til then......quiet please.

 

[ceadar post]

Bettisworth like your post but where I am from they now call swamps rain gardens lol.