Bakbuk
Howdy!
Well, you lubbers already ate up the asparagus, so I guess it's all gone and the war is over! We obviously won, because there's no more asparagus. You're welcome for ridding the world of this horrid plant!
Ahhh, you wish!The end! The surrender terms are: you must never speak of asparagus again, if you eat it, you may not rub it in our faces, and you can't post pictures of it. Fair? Yup!