Say What????

[Damummis]

When I was little I would think song said something other that what they really said. I know I can't be the only one.
Let's see how many alternate verses of song we can come up with. I'll go first...............


I thought "more than a woman" was really "bald headed woman". Bee Gees

DD #2 thought "if you like pina coladas" was "peas and coladas"

Your turn....................

 

[thespinningcottage]

My oldest daughter, now 30, used to sing the Bob Marley classic, "Pajamas, pajamas, we hope you like pajamas too!"

 

[Revelle]

I used to think the lyrics to Paradise City was, "the grass is green, and the girls are red" when I was a little one.

I always thought they were in some sort of x-mas town.