Say why your weird!!!

[justbugged]

I have always been different and weird. Even my mother thinks I am an unhappy bitter woman. I don't see that in myself. I do know that I have differences in my brain. i truly think that I am blessed and have done a pretty good job of life in general. I am also weird because I am in a lot of pain all the time. Oh and I am weird because I like to play with all the kids here on BYC.

 

[chicksbestfriend]

I can name more reasons why I am weird than not........

I like give all my animals massages, the chickens actually fight to go next

I Love to kiss my pig

I love to cuddle with my pig

I sing to the animals (they are the only ones who cant shut me out!)

I feed the animals food out of my mouth, except for the ducks, they wont have anything to do with it

I take my baby chickens to the store with me, I nestle them in my top with their heads peeping through

I drive around town loving on one of my chickens

I practice crowing and cackling all day long

I like to play with my eggs, sort them by sizes, colors

I wont mention the words pork, ham or sausage in front of my pig and close all the windows in my house when cooking it as not to offend her

I tell my chickens that I am a vegetarian and that I dont eat chicken.

My pig use to sleep with me in the bed until she was too large to jump onto the bed

I sneak chickens in the house when nobody is home and we have a snack party

I am obsessed with my chickens, my pig and my ducks and I rush home when I have to leave just so they dont feel abandoned.

I like to lay under one of my nesting boxes and watch the chickens lay their eggs

 

[ChOOkens]

I'm weird because I talk back to my chickens in their language.

By the way, the title should be Say why you're weird
Your is used to show posession, you're is expanded out to you are.

 

[Oven Ready]

By the way, the title should be Say why you're weird

Quite right. Regardless of how weird you may or may not be, it's no excuse for bad speling or bad gramma.

Do your chickens have an Australian accent? I always wondered if animals understood different human languages. just by the tone of the voice.​

 

[theoldchick]

I'm weird because when I got married I walked down the church isle with a hatchling turtle tucked into my sash. My father, with his weird sense of humor found 'Hank' in the middle of the road on the way to the wedding, and presented him to me when he joined me at the back of the church. Not sure what to do, I put Hank in my 'brood spot' and proceeded to get married. I still have Hank, still have the husband, and a one funny memory of my Dad.

 

[ChOOkens]

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Quite right. Regardless of how weird you may or may not be, it's no excuse for bad speling or bad gramma.

Do your chickens have an Australian accent? I always wondered if animals understood different human languages. just by the tone of the voice.

Bad gramma xD
Possibly, I have never thought that they may have a different chicken accent. Hmm...

 

[Leia's Chickens]

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I don't even have a cell phone, and I don't want one.

Me too!!!

 

[Leia's Chickens]

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I've got it.

BTW, I'm weird because....

- I haven't read the Twilight books (and I'm a teen) and I DON'T WANT TO!!!

- I don't have a cell phone

- I talk really really fast. My dad says my mouth goes at 500,000 MPH and my brain goes at 1,000,000 MPH xD

- I don't have a facebook or myspace...

I don't know if those qualify as wierd things....

I'm almost just like you. I don't have a cell phone, FB,or myspace either!

 

[KBChicks]

I saw the post about the weird marriage and had to share...we got married in our side yard...he dressed in camo and since I'm an old hippie I had on a green flowing skirt and tube top...the skirt was see through so I wore his green boxers to match my skirt...the skirt puffed out (cuz his boxers were too big for me) and made me look like I was pregnant...I was in my 50's at the time...hysterical...we had a blast...and I haven't killed him yet...life is good!

 

[WoodChic]

Leia's Chickens :

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I've got it.

BTW, I'm weird because....

- I haven't read the Twilight books (and I'm a teen) and I DON'T WANT TO!!!

- I don't have a cell phone

- I talk really really fast. My dad says my mouth goes at 500,000 MPH and my brain goes at 1,000,000 MPH xD

- I don't have a facebook or myspace...

I don't know if those qualify as wierd things....

I'm almost just like you. I don't have a cell phone, FB,or myspace either!​

Cool!