You are joking, right? All mine make lots of noise. I mean look at the size of those eggs compared to the pullets! No epidurals!
Learn to love the song. Lol
You're right about the size of the egg. A human's egg is about the size of the period at the end of a sentence on a printed page. No other animal has an egg that is as big in comparison with the size of its body as a bird does. Amazing critters!