Oh Cyn I will make sure you get to see the creature. We shall put on Camo paint and stalk through the woods...Jo will be our lookout, and we will creep up on his perimeter and observe the Goblin Gnome. We cannot be seen, if we are...it may try to talk to us.
We are talking about the same idiot that came to my house wearing a stupid (not child friendly) statement and began opur first conversation by saying...
"Uh I know my chickens come over here, you do not mind do you?"
Yes I do
"uh I can try to keep them at home..."
Yes please do
"Uh I guess if you want me to I can try to keep them home"
Yes please keep them at home
"Uh well I might be able to make them stay home if you really are bothered by them"
Yes keep your disease carrying rats with feathers away from my yard, I have spent time and money to keep mine healthy and do not want them anywhere near your birds.
"Uh guess I could rig up something if they bother you, do they?"
Yes they scare me, I will start shooting them if they come back build a darn fence or coop man.
I mean really...at what point do you get it I do not want your birds here? Must I continue repeating myself until I become sarcastic...which is normal but I try to restrain myself for first impressions
I think I did good when I was polite twice.
So I intend on having everyone that comes stalk his perimeter and observe this species. We can make it part of the day.