Oh I wanted you folks in the SDWD thread to know how shocked and appalled I am but I have to inform you that....
Cynthia aka Cyn aka Speckledhen sells you expensive ($0.00) defective eggs/birds and tries to claim they come from the unquestionably PERFECT Suede HA I have proof that Suede's women are defective....
a child with hairy feet!
Cheyenne comes running in the house the other day and says "Mom, Nutmeg has hairy feet" I said "She what? She just has something stuck on her foot go get it off...hairy feet indeed" she says "Mom I am telling you she has hair between her toes" I said "Go get her and bring in here"
In comes Chy holding Nutmeg (the daughter of Suede and the now dubbed Defective Meg) and sure enough....she has feather fuzz between her toes so I took a picture and called Cynthia immediately to demand a refund.
I said "Cyn I am calling to demand a refund on a defective bird"
*snicker* and her mind immediately went to the
other defective bird she sold me for $0.00 the paralyzed only when you look at her, Junebug and I said Noooooo I mean the one with the hairy feet
*snicker* Cyn says "What?" So I told her what happened and what I saw and immediately the
bad seller in her came out, she DARED to try to throw the blame elsewhere....she tried to blame it on Suede. I want it known right this second by you all that she is being mean to him and I need to bring him home with me when I go to pick up his perfect kids in a few weeks...ahem but I digress....
Yes, she claims that Suede has feather sprouts on one foot....can you believe it...blaming that perfect boy for those defective women she threw in there with him. Well Ms Cynthia I am shocked!
Shocked I say You are being mean to Suede because he does not lay eggs right? Stereotyping to the highest regard I see...well you just have his little
suitcase packed when I get there madame because I will bring him here and love him, pet him, spoil him tell him how perfect he is and not give him defective women for him to be the scapegoat for
That poor abused perfect blue tank.
Here is the photographic evidence of Meg's defects...the defective child, Nutmeg
Defective foot 1-
Defective foot 2-
So you all watch this woman when getting birds from her because they have defects...hairy feet
*snicker* or the fall down paralyzed when you look at them syndrome.
*chuckling her way to bed for the night*