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[Inkheart]

AHHHHHH! Darn you all and your good memories!!!!!!! LOL

 

[Cetawin]

*chuckles and walks over to Kathy, grabs left collar and right collar and begins shaking firmly* Your phone has all the bells and whistles and it probably has a GPS on it woman....USE IT for all that is Holy woman learn to use your tools! I cna see you coming here and ending up at my mother's in South Florida!

*releases Kathy and smooths out her collars*

I think you need to have my husband's biotch she says "Turn Left on Main Street TURN LEFT ON MAIN STREET Your Turn Is On The Left" then continue for 1/4 mile and make a U Turn and turn continue for 1/4 of mile and turn right on Main Street TURN RIGHT your destination is on the right.

I reach over growling and say SHUT IT! and turn off his GPS she is a bossy monotone piece of wench who gets more FIRM when he ignores her. Reminds me of myself too much.

Amy...you come Smudge Diva Do this time iffin ya think it is an easy task round here!



KNOX where is our picture....I'm a waitin man

 

[kathyinmo]

Just a little reminder what Knox said...........

Kathy i mean really - with all due respect my dear - REALLY? If you dont go home with at least one new chicken - i will kiss my goat square on the mouth and send the pic to you monday! Deal? Course now i just made it so you will buy something grrrr. I am not buying anything but rather having something delivered! HA!​

 

[kathyinmo]

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Oh, you know me and all that techno stuff.....

It is rather embarrassing, actually. I hated the rental vehicle, because it was electronic. I would try to roll up the window and end up locking the doors. I could never find the right button the first try. I want SIMPLE ..... why the heck can't I just "ROLL" up my window with a window crank! Cell phone..... hahaha, I don't even know how to put the numbers in it for the "phone book!" My kids have to do that.

I am worse than techno challenged! GPS? Yeh, right!

 

[Cetawin]

LMAO Kathy you are hopeless I swear. hahahahaha but we love you.



Okay where the hell do these people come from? grrrrrrrrr I mean good grief really?

Here is my reply...do read the OP and do not miss all the medical advice in between for chuckles

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=7761502#p7761502

 

[joletabey]

Ummmm- I read it. The whole thing. Ummmmmm...... No comment. I was probably just as...uh....

......( insert your own adjective here).......when I started out. But I am praying I wasn't. And that I am not now, either.

And Miss Garmen drives us everywhere. "recalculating.....turn left then turn left....recalculating...."


Still waiting for that picture, dear Knox.

 

[Inkheart]

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Well i will have to take one - YUCK!

 

[Braclin]

Well in Knox's defense Kathy did purchase raffle tickets and through that purchase recieved pair of Chocolate Orps. So in away she did purchase chickens.

Now we are in a court of our peers. What say you Jury????

 

[kathyinmo]

Now listen here, Brandon! I did NOT purchase any birds! Period. You better watch yourself buddy..... here I had you top on the list, too. hmmmm.

 

[Inkheart]

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WAIT! Brandon does have a point!!!!! hmmmmmmmm we need an impartial jury!!!!! MISTRIAL!