Shakespearean Insult Generator

[Cetawin]

Serrin i say to thee....


Bathe thyself thou fool-born guts griping flax-wench!


bwahahahahahaa

 

[Serrin]

Quote:

Does this mean you don't love me any more?

 

[Cetawin]

I do love you flax-wench

 

[Serrin]

Quote:

OOOH!!! She does love me! She does love me!!

 

[Cetawin]

hahahahahaha



Thou beslubbering spur-galled malt-worm!


I still think flax-wench is better.

 

[GracefulBantams]

Away, I say, thou fool-born, dizzy-eyed boar-pig!

 

[Cetawin]

My finger in thine eye, spongy, rump-fed, nut-hook !

 

[Miss Sebright]

Eat my knickers thou fobbing idle-headed hedge-pig!

 

[lex381]

this ones from this site: http://www.webinsult.com/ "may 9 despicable peasants form a support group in your glovebox"

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

hear me now thou fawning dread bolted wagtail!

golly i could do this all day....