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hahahaha thats such a 'bad' joke
hahahaha thats such a 'bad' joke
Share your cheesy joke
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*Snickers*
OK, cheesy you want, here are a couple of lame ones . . .
Q. What did the Indian say when his dog fell off the cliff?
A. Doggone
Knock Knock: who's there?
Cantaloupe
Cataloupe who?
I canta lope with you! I am already married!!!
Told ya!!!!!
Q. What did the Indian say when his dog fell off the cliff?
A. Doggone
Knock Knock: who's there?
Cantaloupe
Cataloupe who?
I canta lope with you! I am already married!!!
Told ya!!!!!
A gypsy ventriloquist was out walking one day, just surviving, when he came up on a sheep herder and his dog. The gypsy ventriloquist says to the herder "That's a darn nice dog you got there.
"Why thank you stranger" Says the herder. "She is the best dog I've ever had."
"She is the smartest dog I've ever seen." says the gypsy. "Can she talk?"
"Why of course not. She is very smart, but dogs can't talk".
And at that very moment, the dog says "Yeah, I can talk!" "I just don't have anything to say to you." " You make me work all day for a few scraps, while I risk my life protecting your sheep..."
The herder interups the dog "Say, how would you like a cup of coffee?" and he leads the gypsy down toward the camp. Along the way, the herder stops to get his horse.
"Why that's a darn nice horse, does he talk?" says the gypsy
The herder scratches his head and looks at the horse "I don't think so" says the herder
"Yeah he he, I talk, but I just don't talk to you!" "You leave me tied up for hours without water and make me wear this saddle all day long...."
"Say!! Would you like some stew? I got some nice stew" says the herder. And two guys walk down to a large canvas tent in the shade under some big trees.
Just outside the tent, tied to a pole is a ewe.
The gypsy says "Hey, that's a darn nice ewe you got there." "Does she talk?"
Herder says without looking "Yeah, she talk, but she's a liar!!"
"Why thank you stranger" Says the herder. "She is the best dog I've ever had."
"She is the smartest dog I've ever seen." says the gypsy. "Can she talk?"
"Why of course not. She is very smart, but dogs can't talk".
And at that very moment, the dog says "Yeah, I can talk!" "I just don't have anything to say to you." " You make me work all day for a few scraps, while I risk my life protecting your sheep..."
The herder interups the dog "Say, how would you like a cup of coffee?" and he leads the gypsy down toward the camp. Along the way, the herder stops to get his horse.
"Why that's a darn nice horse, does he talk?" says the gypsy
The herder scratches his head and looks at the horse "I don't think so" says the herder
"Yeah he he, I talk, but I just don't talk to you!" "You leave me tied up for hours without water and make me wear this saddle all day long...."
"Say!! Would you like some stew? I got some nice stew" says the herder. And two guys walk down to a large canvas tent in the shade under some big trees.
Just outside the tent, tied to a pole is a ewe.
The gypsy says "Hey, that's a darn nice ewe you got there." "Does she talk?"
Herder says without looking "Yeah, she talk, but she's a liar!!"
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Why are farmers afraid to fee their livestock the big circles of hay?
Because then they won't have square meals.
Because then they won't have square meals.
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