Share your cheesy joke
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WHAT?
WHAT?
So a three legged dog walks into a bar.
Bartender: What'll it be?
Dog: Give me a milk.
Bartender: What are you doing around these parts stranger?
Dog: I'm lookin for the guy who shot my paw...
Bartender: What'll it be?
Dog: Give me a milk.
Bartender: What are you doing around these parts stranger?
Dog: I'm lookin for the guy who shot my paw...
A preacher a rabbi and an evangelist walk into a bar.
Bartender says..is this some kind of a joke?
Bartender says..is this some kind of a joke?
These 3 strings walk into a bar.
Bartender says we don't likestrings around here. get out!
So they leave and one string says to the other two strings tie me in a knot and give me a comb.
The other two tie him in a knot and hands him a comb and he combs the ends of himself to look like hair.
Then he walks back into the bar and the bartender says I already told you we don't like strings around here. Get Out!
He looks at him and says I'm a frayed knot!
Bartender says we don't likestrings around here. get out!
So they leave and one string says to the other two strings tie me in a knot and give me a comb.
The other two tie him in a knot and hands him a comb and he combs the ends of himself to look like hair.
Then he walks back into the bar and the bartender says I already told you we don't like strings around here. Get Out!
He looks at him and says I'm a frayed knot!
Three men died.
A rich man, a poor man, and a ornery old geezer.
The devil tells them he'll let them go if they can make a wish he can't grant otherwise they go straight to hell.
The rich man wishes for a million dollars and *poof* the million dollars appears and he goes straight to hell.
The poor man wishes for all his bills to be paid for the family he left behind and *poof* all bills were paid and he went straight to hell.
The ornery old geezer who has lived long enough to be a wise old man stood up, farted, and said, catch that and paint it green....
A rich man, a poor man, and a ornery old geezer.
The devil tells them he'll let them go if they can make a wish he can't grant otherwise they go straight to hell.
The rich man wishes for a million dollars and *poof* the million dollars appears and he goes straight to hell.
The poor man wishes for all his bills to be paid for the family he left behind and *poof* all bills were paid and he went straight to hell.
The ornery old geezer who has lived long enough to be a wise old man stood up, farted, and said, catch that and paint it green....
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