Share your cheesy joke

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by kmwright, Oct 5, 2010.

  1. kmwright

    kmwright Chillin' With My Peeps

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    How does a farmer count his cows?

    With a cowculator!! [​IMG]

    Ahhh come on! You laughed and you know it!!

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  2. Orchid

    Orchid Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 10, 2010
    North Central MN
    How do you transport a cow?


    With a mooooving truck.


    Yep, pretty cheesy! [​IMG]
     
  3. phaethona

    phaethona Chillin' With My Peeps

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    gotta set the scene a little,
    I'm a student skydiver and us students are known for being extremely nervous on the flight up to jump run, our brains are racked with getting all of the procedures right.
    going up for the 2nd jump of the day with a load of students, just after takeoff, the jumpmaster asks, "what's your altimeter say?" as we're all looking down at our altimeters, "nothing! altimeters don't talk!"
     
  4. CityGirlintheCountry

    CityGirlintheCountry Green Eggs and Hamlet

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    This one is guaranteed to crack up my elementary school age nieces-

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
     
  5. rodriguezpoultry

    rodriguezpoultry Langshan Lover

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    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?


    Na-cho cheese!

    Get it? "Cheesy joke" and a joke about cheese???
     
  6. PineappleMama

    PineappleMama Chillin' With My Peeps

    Cheesy Jokes... I Edam up cause they're so Gouda. [​IMG]
     
  7. iluvsedward

    iluvsedward Overrun With Chickens

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    Hurry!, whats the number for 911?!?! [​IMG]
     
  8. Moabite

    Moabite Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 24, 2010
    Utah
    A [​IMG] goes into a library and goes up to the counter. "Bwook" says the chicken. So the librarian gives the [​IMG] a "book" and the [​IMG] takes off out the door. The librarian thinks this is odd, but goes on about her normal duties until a while later when the [​IMG] returns and drops its book into the book drop. The [​IMG] looks up at the librarian and squawks "Bwook-bwook". So the librarian remembers reading about how chickens can count decides to give the [​IMG] two books. The [​IMG] quickly departs out the door with the books. The librarian, thinks to herself "Hmmm... a [​IMG] checking out books is kind of weird so if that [​IMG] comes back, I'm gonna follow it and see what it is doing with the books." A little while later the [​IMG] returns and puts the books into the book drop. The [​IMG] looks up at the librarian and squawks "Bwook-bwook-baawook!" The librarian hands the [​IMG] three books and the [​IMG] takes off out the door. The librarian puts on her sunglasses and bonnet (disguise) and sneaks out the door after the [​IMG]. The [​IMG] makes it down to the bridge and turns off the road onto a tail that takes it down to the creek. There, down by the creek, is a big ol' green frog sitting in the grass. The [​IMG] shows the books to the frog. The frog looks at the books and says "Reddit, reddit, reddit."
     
    Last edited: Oct 5, 2010
  9. BirdNut

    BirdNut Overrun With Chickens

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    That's not all that cheesy, actually. [​IMG]
     
  10. Moabite

    Moabite Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 24, 2010
    Utah
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