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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by kmwright, Oct 5, 2010.
How does a farmer count his cows?
With a cowculator!!
Ahhh come on! You laughed and you know it!!
How do you transport a cow?
With a mooooving truck.
Yep, pretty cheesy!
gotta set the scene a little,
I'm a student skydiver and us students are known for being extremely nervous on the flight up to jump run, our brains are racked with getting all of the procedures right.
going up for the 2nd jump of the day with a load of students, just after takeoff, the jumpmaster asks, "what's your altimeter say?" as we're all looking down at our altimeters, "nothing! altimeters don't talk!"
This one is guaranteed to crack up my elementary school age nieces-
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Get it? "Cheesy joke" and a joke about cheese???
Cheesy Jokes... I Edam up cause they're so Gouda.
Hurry!, whats the number for 911?!?!
A goes into a library and goes up to the counter. "Bwook" says the chicken. So the librarian gives the a "book" and the takes off out the door. The librarian thinks this is odd, but goes on about her normal duties until a while later when the returns and drops its book into the book drop. The looks up at the librarian and squawks "Bwook-bwook". So the librarian remembers reading about how chickens can count decides to give the two books. The quickly departs out the door with the books. The librarian, thinks to herself "Hmmm... a checking out books is kind of weird so if that comes back, I'm gonna follow it and see what it is doing with the books." A little while later the returns and puts the books into the book drop. The looks up at the librarian and squawks "Bwook-bwook-baawook!" The librarian hands the three books and the takes off out the door. The librarian puts on her sunglasses and bonnet (disguise) and sneaks out the door after the . The makes it down to the bridge and turns off the road onto a tail that takes it down to the creek. There, down by the creek, is a big ol' green frog sitting in the grass. The shows the books to the frog. The frog looks at the books and says "Reddit, reddit, reddit."
That's not all that cheesy, actually.