Share your cheesy joke

[muddyhorse]

A husband told his wife he just killed 5 flies, 2 males and 3 females. "how do you know that " replied the wife. "well two were on the remote and 3 were on the phone"

 

[Rooster Cogburn]

Husband when coming home from a hunting trip; " Honey, when you helped me pack, you forgot to pack my socks"

Wife; "Yes I did, I put them in your gun case"

 

[matthewschickens]

Quote:

Great!

 

[Moabite]

What does a gay horse eat?


HAAAAAA-AAAAy!

 

[HorseFeathers]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrup—

(loudly cuts in) MOO!

 

[KBChicks]

Why couldn't any of the animals on the Ark play cards?


Cuz Noah was standing on the deck!


My kids came home with that one over 30 years ago...lol

 

[Moabite]

What are the two sexiest farm animals?

Brown chicken brown cow...

(bow chika wow wow)

 

[Moabite]

Cuz Noah was standing on the deck!

 

[Damummis]

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter won't come anyway.




What so you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.




What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea?

 

[Moabite]

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?