Share your cheesy joke

[Moabite]

Still no Idear

 

[Telamon]

Quote:
WHAT?

 

[Cindiloohoo]

So a three legged dog walks into a bar.

Bartender: What'll it be?

Dog: Give me a milk.

Bartender: What are you doing around these parts stranger?

Dog: I'm lookin for the guy who shot my paw...

 

[Moabite]

 

[Moabite]

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?
It eggs-plodes !

 

[Cindiloohoo]

A preacher a rabbi and an evangelist walk into a bar.
Bartender says..is this some kind of a joke?

 

[Cindiloohoo]

These 3 strings walk into a bar.
Bartender says we don't likestrings around here. get out!
So they leave and one string says to the other two strings tie me in a knot and give me a comb.
The other two tie him in a knot and hands him a comb and he combs the ends of himself to look like hair.
Then he walks back into the bar and the bartender says I already told you we don't like strings around here. Get Out!
He looks at him and says I'm a frayed knot!

 

[Cindiloohoo]

Three men died.
A rich man, a poor man, and a ornery old geezer.
The devil tells them he'll let them go if they can make a wish he can't grant otherwise they go straight to hell.
The rich man wishes for a million dollars and *poof* the million dollars appears and he goes straight to hell.
The poor man wishes for all his bills to be paid for the family he left behind and *poof* all bills were paid and he went straight to hell.
The ornery old geezer who has lived long enough to be a wise old man stood up, farted, and said, catch that and paint it green....

 

[Moabite]

I had a funny one... but I'm to

to post it.

 

[Moabite]

I found this one

Q. What Is The Difference Between President Hoover And President Clinton?
A. One Promised A Chicken In Every Pot And The Other Was An Unpromising Chicken Who Smoked Pot.