Hello everyone! I'm new to BYC.
I would love to add some of my craziest chicken names to this list. My chickens actually answer to these names when I call them! Sorry if my post is long, but there's a story behind every moniker.
Kitty Meow Meow (white leghorn cockerel) - He was 2 days old when I got him. I was cuddling him in my hands when I said to him "you're so cute I just want to meow at you like a kitty." So I decided to name him Kitty Meow Meow. Sadly, he died in August at 12 weeks from a very nasty cold he just couldn't beat.
Stupid B*tch (don't know breed) - Don't tell me I'm mean. She absolutely deserves this name. She's been here for 6 months and she's still afraid of us. We've never hurt her or done anything to frighten her. Besides, she sees how the other chickens are treated, so she's stupid for thinking we want to hurt her. She's very mean to my Sebright bantam, and she "won't give it up" to my rooster who has a crush on her. Hence the name, Stupid B*tch.
Dinosaur (white rock cockerel) - I don't know what I was thinking when I named him, but his name was a big hit with my 4 year old niece.
Doggie Ruff Ruff (black cochin hen) - I got her a week after Kitty Meow Meow died, so he was still on my mind when I named her. I thought to myself, if I had a kitty, I need to have a doggie!
I also had a pair of brown pharoah quails named Boy and Girl.