Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[007Sean]

After you screwed the bottle top off.

Nah, didn't screw it off...bit it off with my tooth!

 

[007Sean]

You gotta watch it? I thought it was all about sniffing it! Does the “seeing” part come into play after you’ve sipped a few so it doesn’t slosh up on/in your nose as you’re swirling?

Whew, that’s a lotta “S” words! Glad I don’t have a lisp!

Sally sells seashells by the seashore!

 

[Mimi13]

I am not, have never been and will never be a Southie.

I’m so sorry!

I thought champagne was too high class for Southies no matter what the container is.

Not only high class individuals drink champagne. We Southies know a good champagne as well. Difference is, we really don’t care what it’s drunk out of.

No airs here - South don’t care!

Yes, the South has money too. Champagne and money aren’t just reserved for the high brows of the North.

 

[Geena]

Sadly, I don't know whether I'm a northie or a southie. I live just below the Mason Dixon Line, but the people are not at all "southern" around here. I guess I'm just a plain 'ol boring middlie.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Sadly, I don't know whether I'm a northie or a southie. I live just below the Mason Dixon Line, but the people are not at all "southern" around here. I guess I'm just a plain 'ol boring middlie.

That would make you a southie in the book of Ralph.

 

[Geena]

I do like this, so maybe I actually am a southie.

I'm sure Ralphie will be along shortly to confirm that.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Why do men think standing there staring at you breathing heavy is gonna make you get ready to go any faster?
I know my AIS time.
I will be there.
Back off!

 

[Geena]

That would make you a southie in the book of Ralph.

The Book Of Ralphie, LMAO!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Haha whoops. I meant that for the things you wish you could say thread.
I lost my place.

 

[roosterhavoc]

Nothing, if you are a lush


Those are Red Pandas aren't they? So cute! At first I thought it was Trash Pandas.

Ha! I don’t even drink!