Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[duluthralphie]

As written in The Book Of Ralphie, Epilogue XVII

The book of Ralphie is indisputable.

 

[duluthralphie]

Anyone can catch big fish chumming the water and using live bait. Zero skill involved. Just show up and pay.

Chumming is illegal up here and unsportsmanlike.

Also it’s a good thing I happened to see my typo before posting. I had missed typing the h in Chumming.

 

[duluthralphie]

That’s almost as bad as catching pellet pigs and claiming something magical happened on the end of your rod!

Pellet pigs?

 

[Geena]

That’s almost as bad as catching pellet pigs and claiming something magical happened on the end of your rod!

I have no clue what you're saying here, but it's sounds kinda pornographic.

 

[roosterhavoc]

I have no clue what you're saying here, but it's sounds kinda pornographic.

pellet pig = stocked trout

 

[roosterhavoc]

Pellet pigs?

See above

 

[duluthralphie]

pellet pig = stocked trout

I don’t think we have “trout ponds” up here.

The only trout I have ever fished were from Lake Superior or one of the lakes near it and of course Brookies and Browns from the rivers.

 

[R2elk]

I was there on a spy mission. And to fish!

I would travel anywhere and live in any conditions to catch huge fish. One thing we don’t have here is Huge fish.

While our Muskies are large they seldom exceed 200 pounds. In Florida I was able to catch large fish.

Also I am a fair and open minded person, so I was willing to see if it was as bad there as I heard it was. It was.

another item that entered in was the WW’s mother lived there and the WW was pretty insistent we move there to help her mother out.

It took me just a few years to move her Mother and her back to Minnesota. However, they are not true born Northerners like me.

They are like you “faker Northerners”. However, I do give you credit for living at altitude, it is good training for when you decide to try the true north.

Fake excuses. You chose to live there. I refused to visit there when given the opportunity. As far as altitude you are nearly as bad as the flatlanders.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Fake excuses. You chose to live there. I refused to visit there when given the opportunity. As far as altitude you are nearly as bad as the flatlanders.

Don't forget he also lived in Missouri!

 

[duluthralphie]

If you can see over a 300 yards from your doorstep, you are not a northerner. We live in the woods and forests.

If you have a paved drive, curbing or city sewer, or you can’t have a old vehicle or two sitting around you are most likely a faker living up here for the prestige of association with us.

We encourage Northerners to have a “rumspringa” amongst others to see how true and great our lifestyle is.