Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[shawluvsbirds]

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I bet you've had that one in your back pocket for a while just waiting.

 

[OhZark Biddies]

I bet you've had that one in your back pocket for a while just waiting.

 

[roosterhavoc]

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Lavender Leghorn Roo!

 

[bobbi-j]

Q

I put mine in the oven, all aligned.

Me too.

Do you people have any idea (or care) how hard you’re making it for me to get anything done today? I walk away for 15 minutes, and am behind several pages when I get back. Of course I have to catch up, or I’ll be even more behind!

 

[roosterhavoc]

You know what it doesn't pop nearly as bad as you would think.
Just don't turn the fire up too high.


One time, I was frying some bacon on a hot day and I didn't have any air conditioning so I was in my bra and undies.

My mom had called and said she was coming over so when the knock came at door I just hollered come in..
Just about that time the grease popped and got me in one of my bare parts.
I was cussing up a storm.
There was another more aggressive knock at the door..
I figured maybe I must have had the door locked.
More cussing words...
I went and flung the door open real quick so I could get back to my bacon, meat fork still in hand, hair all wild and messy from a late night party. raccoon mascara eyes and all.

It was not my mom. It was a Jehovah witness lady wanting to tell me about Jesus.

Did you tell them you were the queen of the castle?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

That bacon pan started smoking while I was busy tending to my grease burn and answering the door.

I told that lady I cant talk about Jesus right now my kitchens on fire..
And slammed the door.
Gosh that was rude of me.

 

[Painted Calls]

That bacon pan started smoking while I was busy tending to my grease burn and answering the door.

I told that lady I cant talk about Jesus right now my kitchens on fire..
And slammed the door.
Gosh that was rude of me.

It was at that moment that she decided you needed Jeez-US more than anyone she'd ever met.

 

[Krazikatlady64]

I'm gonna just hit the laugh buttons now, so don't think I'm ghosting you or a mole!

 

[ShrekDawg]

You know what it doesn't pop nearly as bad as you would think.
Just don't turn the fire up too high.


One time, I was frying some bacon on a hot day and I didn't have any air conditioning so I was in my bra and undies.

My mom had called and said she was coming over so when the knock came at door I just hollered come in..
Just about that time the grease popped and got me in one of my bare parts.
I was cussing up a storm.
There was another more aggressive knock at the door..
I figured maybe I must have had the door locked.
More cussing words...
I went and flung the door open real quick so I could get back to my bacon, meat fork still in hand, hair all wild and messy from a late night party. raccoon mascara eyes and all.

It was not my mom. It was a Jehovah witness lady wanting to tell me about Jesus.

OMFG I bet her face was priceless!!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Q

Me too.

Do you people have any idea (or care) how hard you’re making it for me to get anything done today? I walk away for 15 minutes, and am behind several pages when I get back. Of course I have to catch up, or I’ll be even more behind!

You can't miss a single BUSEY or else!