She kicked him to the curb.

[hemet dennis]

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/115-years-together-tortoises-separate-ways-182500381.html

Just because she said forever don't believe it.

Give her the best 115 years of your life and she bites you.

I tried to tell him it would not last.

 

[3LilBirds]

He must of said something she didn't like...

 

[Bunnylady]

"You don't bring me flowers . . . .anymore."

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

She's Fickle.

 

[duckinnut]

Rumor has it, her and the hare

had it going on behind his shell.

 

[ChicknThief]

Biting is a sure sign of spouseshell abuse.

 

[duckinnut]

Biting is a sure sign of spouseshell abuse.

GOOD ONE! Spouseshell abuse.

 

[Matthew3590]

The comments were funny One guy said even in the turtle world the male gets the short end of the stick. He gets bitten and he gets removed and I bet he loses half his lettuce. lol that one made me laugh.

 

[ChicknThief]

The comments were funny One guy said even in the turtle world the male gets the short end of the stick. He gets bitten and he gets removed and I bet he loses half his lettuce. lol that one made me laugh.

That one was great!

 

[sourland]

One day at a time.