News Flash; there was a collision around the corner from me with massive trauma, made a terrible racket. then there was all the foul language and howling, made your skin crawl. apparently the guy in the wheelchair failed to yield the right of way at the corner and slammed into a guy who had a brand new walker, one of the new designs that everyone has been mumbling about, sent the guy with the walker hurtling across the hall and into the candy machine breaking off the coin return slot (I ain't saying what it got stuck between to cause it to break off) and the guy in the wheel chair smashed into the nurses station sending claims papers all over the place and then the guy had nerve to try to wheel off and side swiped a guy lugging around an IV pole but he wasn't feeling no pain anyway, so the guy in the wheel chair speeds down the hall and snags the magazine rack and spins out of control coming to an abrupt stop sending him flying out of his chair and right into the bed of the guy banging the bed pans together, well the guy never missed a beat and kept right on trying to play a song only it was muffled and had a squeal added after every beat. I better go now here comes the ambulance and the floor nurse and shehas her own bed pan to whop him with, oh ya the guy with the walker just plugged into the guy with the IV pole so he ain't feeling no pain right now either, just smiles and trys to sing along with the guy banging the bed pans and that squeling noise. nothing out of the ordinary here. ya right
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