..............A mutilated pumpkin was found at the scene. It appears that the suspect known only as Roger wasn't interested in sharing a 35 pound pumpkin with roommates who also reside there. Apparently the suspect named Roger has refused to cooperate with the investigation. Numerous feathers of different species were also present at the scene. Investigation is ongoing so stay tuned for updates.
Ha! Roger could have the whole pumpkin to herself at my house. Dad-blamed-ungrateful-rassen-frassen-fussy spoiled chickens.
