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It didn't work......Now I got three of them screaming at the top of their lungs.

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When I go on vacation they will have to go with me. Nobody would put up with them for a week without killing them.Eight eggs a day...hmmmm....you could make a chocolate torte every day, literally, death by chocolate. What will you do with all those eggs? Got a neighbor pegged to watch your chickens when you go on vacay?
Thats nice of you. And I know you could handle these special needs kids/chickens. But you would be glad when I got back. I tell you they are totally ruined brats. Screaming like three lunatic peacocks.I would if I were closer!
I'm looking for one of those box trucks that I can convert into a portable chicken coop. I don't know what else to do. Wait till I pull into a five star hotel and start free ranging these these babies. Beverly Hillbillies won't have nothing on me.the Accor Hotel Chain is pet friendly. they don't ask many questions, just stay at their hotels and hang the "no thank you for room cleaning today" sign on the door (to prevent escapees)... but, i'd suggest paying cash and leaving the cleaning lady a BIG tip!
At the hotel I figure they can sit on the fence and watch people swim in the pool. I'll just have to watch them so they don't steal anybodys snacks or get caght in the elevator since they won't be able to reach the buttons.I wonder what the 'pet charge' would be for eight chickens...I bet that would get some looks wouldn't it. People would make a point of hanging around just to see the guy with the chickens.
Which means they can also reach the fire alarm when they get tired of screaming like peacocks because they feel neglected. I better rethink this.Oh, i don't know about that...
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if they stack themselves just right, betcha they can get to the top floor!