- Oct 5, 2013
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LOLLLLLLOOOLLLLLLOOOL! That's great!Calm, demure, and always sweet, you'd never know that underneath
there lurks a brutal, vicious beast.
Like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, booze brings out her darker side.
When down her gullet the ale doth glide, the others wisely run and hide.
For with just one sip, the beast appears, evoking all their deepest fears.
She races wildly, h@ll-bent for leather, madly plucking every feather.
Her fury spent, she needs a rest, and falls face first into a nest.
The others sigh, limp with relief that the episode was rather brief.
But reality will not match belief.
For hidden deep below the hay, several bottles secretly lay,
stashed away for another day.
Can chickens go to AA?