That egg is adorable. At first I tended to agree with you...my girls are ladies too so they probably will not fart, they'll have fairy eggs. Sounded good.
Then I realized...wait a second. Watch any one of them for more than a few minutes and one is likely to be treated to a scene that is wholly un-ladylike. I don't know any true lady that poops right out in the open, in mixed company. So now I'm not sure. Maybe she did fart and you're just giving her too much credit. It is a nice thought though. I'll have to see when I get a little thing like that, how my ladies are behaving.
Last night I put a golf ball in each next box. I know they don't make them lay sooner but I wanted them to know that these were the official laying sites. I watched them when they went to bed and each one in turn peered suspiciously into the box. I went to bed myself, dreaming of fresh scrambled eggs.
I just knew today would be the day. I sprang from my bed and rushed downstairs, not even bothering to change my clothes. I picked at the breakfast my hubby had lovingly made. My thoughts were elsewhere. I kept glancing out the window, trying to catch a glimpse of a chicken in the run. I saw one come out of the coop. If she'd been in the coop at this hour, it could only mean one thing!
I polished my egg skelter and placed it carefully front and center on the kitchen counter. This egg might not fit in it, but I would do my best. Perhaps I could fashion a little hammock for it to make it fit....I put my shoes on and grabbed a piece of toast I had saved from my breakfast and headed out the back door. The girls, as usual, came running to the end of the run when they heard the door. The were making that cute sound they make when they see me. That "Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaah" sound. I tore chunks off my piece of toast and shoved them through the chicken wire, not wanting to rush over to the best box right away. Best to savor the moment. While I was standing there, I decided to check the position of the half of the plastic egg one of my kids put in there months ago that now the birds are playing with. I couldn't see it anywhere....weird.
Finally I walked around to the back of the coop to where the nest box is. I held my breath as I fumbled with the latch and closed my eyes as I raised the lid which let out a creeeeeeeeeeeeeak as it always does. I opened my eyes to behold my treasure!
2 golf balls. Although one of them appears to have been sat on.
So as it stands this morning:
No eggs.
No squatting.
Breakfast shared with the birds.