Should I buy eggs or wait it out?

[okallthis4eggs]

Hey, a writer! That's great, now, what rhymes with technical........roger will make a spectacle, sqwak, and scream, flap and brag, send OK s secrets off to print in a gossip rag. What could be worse, she makes such a mess, well just don't give out your email address. She'll write to your chickens, she'll give them ideas, next thing you know, they're off to the carribean. Oh well....close.

You Better Watch It............You See What I Did To That Pumpkin?

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Hey, a writer! That's great, now, what rhymes with technical........roger will make a spectacle, sqwak, and scream, flap and brag, send OK s secrets off to print in a gossip rag. What could be worse, she makes such a mess, well just don't give out your email address. She'll write to your chickens, she'll give them ideas, next thing you know, they're off to the carribean. Oh well....close.

You Better Watch It............You See What I Did To That Pumpkin?

My sister and I are on our way out to have Chinese food for dindin. Haven't had any in a loooong time. I'll bring home pizza for the boys and hubby is at the 49ers game with his brother, who scored some tickets and flew in from Maui. Woohoo! I don't have to cook tonight!!!!

 

[cheeka]

OK, I understand now... it's all so clear... Roger:

she's no regular chicken, not normal at all.
she's special, extraordinary, all packed into small!
she's destined for this, part of a legend you've heard
come learn the Legend of Roger, a most special Bird!
she has grand ideas of eating the most Pie
laying the most eggs ... and you still ask her why...?
how could you not see it? what could be more importan'...
She's the daughter of ~ our Dear Old Friend, Horton!



oh

terrible... I need my life back!!

 

[BullChick]

Quote: Oh, no! That poor dog must have been traumatized!

LOL

 

[Wishing4Wings]

... it's extremely slim pickin' round here as far as available men go... lots of true "mountain men", zz top beards, or 400lbs, or nothing but black nubs for teeth... men who won't go to work, drink too much...

then I remember zz top, and nub mouth...

Cheeka's descriptions regarding the dearth of quality male suitors in parts of the country have left me chuckling but oddly frightened at the same time. I mean, people who are overweight, out of work, or have a drinking problem I'm familiar with and they don't freak me out (unless the drunkard is driving). And ZZ Top beards.... a pair of sharp scissors and a little trim in the middle of the night solves this problem. But nub mouth?

I haven't stopped looking over my shoulder since she said this. And it has inspired a little rhyme.


Tales abound, intent to scare
With characters that will raise your hair
Stories to make our children fear
In hopes to keep them safely near
We all know the stories well
Stories we will always tell

For in the forests dark and deep
Dwell nightmares that will plague your sleep

A witch that lives in a house so sweet
The bogeyman with great huge feet
Werewolves howling at the moon
The creature from the black lagoon
The headless horseman, Mr. Hyde,
And Dracula flies far and wide
A child in a hood of red
A vicious wolf in grandma’s bed

Things that go bump in the night
Creatures at the edge of sight
Frankenstein’s monster, the mummy’s tomb
All are lusting for our doom
Zombie, goblin, beast or ghost
Which one frightens you the most?

The one that fills her heart with fear
The one she prays will not come near
The one that makes her knees go weak
And makes her fate seem darkly bleak
She has faced the dreadful truth
The scariest is ol’ Nub Tooth

 

[okallthis4eggs]

OK, I understand now... it's all so clear... Roger:

she's no regular chicken, not normal at all.
she's special, extraordinary, all packed into small!
she's destined for this, part of a legend you've heard
come learn the Legend of Roger, a most special Bird!
she has grand ideas of eating the most Pie
laying the most eggs ... and you still ask her why...?
how could you not see it? what could be more importan'...
She's the daughter of ~ our Dear Old Friend, Horton!



oh

terrible... I need my life back!!

Roger Will Love It
Printed And Hung By The Nest
She Will Gloat For A Few Days
Then Eat It Like All The Rest........Roger loves poetry. Printed on red paper is her favorite.

 

[okallthis4eggs]

Quote: Awesome.......would be kinda cool to have a Halloween party every year for your neighbors and nobody had to dress up.

 

[okallthis4eggs]

Update On Roger: Roger has been convinced that she is a miniture turkey. I have dressed like a pilgram recently while doing yard work. I left my ax leaning next to a stump for all to see. She is on her best behavior. I think she is even trying to lose some weight. Not hogging all the treats like before. Now the goal is to convince her that every Thursday is Thanksgiving.

 

[cheeka]

Cheeka's descriptions regarding the dearth of quality male suitors in parts of the country have left me chuckling but oddly frightened at the same time. I mean, people who are overweight, out of work, or have a drinking problem I'm familiar with and they don't freak me out (unless the drunkard is driving). And ZZ Top beards.... a pair of sharp scissors and a little trim in the middle of the night solves this problem. But nub mouth?

I haven't stopped looking over my shoulder since she said this. And it has inspired a little rhyme.


Tales abound, intent to scare
With characters that will raise your hair
Stories to make our children fear
In hopes to keep them safely near
We all know the stories well
Stories we will always tell

For in the forests dark and deep
Dwell nightmares that will plague your sleep

A witch that lives in a house so sweet
The bogeyman with great huge feet
Werewolves howling at the moon
The creature from the black lagoon
The headless horseman, Mr. Hyde,
And Dracula flies far and wide
A child in a hood of red
A vicious wolf in grandma’s bed

Things that go bump in the night
Creatures at the edge of sight
Frankenstein’s monster, the mummy’s tomb
All are lusting for our doom
Zombie, goblin, beast or ghost
Which one frightens you the most?

The one that fills her heart with fear
The one she prays will not come near
The one that makes her knees go weak
And makes her fate seem darkly bleak
She has faced the dreadful truth
The scariest is ol’ Nub Tooth

I absolutely love this! laughed so hard with the last paragraph... laughed so loud... I scared the cat! now how I am supposed to not break into fits of hysterical laughter whenever I see one of those creatures???

 

[cheeka]

Awesome.......would be kinda cool to have a Halloween party every year for your neighbors and nobody had to dress up.

dang... it's Halloween everyday round here... their favorite color is camouflage...