Should I patent this wonderful ideal?

[justbugged]

A crapper strap is an awesome invention. Unfortunately I get in trouble if I sit on the commode to long. The nasty little dogs disapprove of me sitting in the restroom. So dude I hope that this like faze is like fazing through man.

 

[txhomegrown]

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I had an idea similar to this that used a dentist's chair with a hole cut in the seat. It involved gas, an IV drip of Valium, the worlds strongest laxative and a really loud sound system.

I called it the Narco-Lax System

 

[sourland]

Dude, from one who was responsible for the "father talk" many times you excel.

 

[sutillman]

While you're at it invent something to improve a males aim! Maybe one of those long funnels you change oil in your pickup with?

 

[Randy]

Yea, you don't want to be sitting on the pot too long.



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

 

[Ms.FuzzyButts]

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[mom'sfolly]

sort of, but EEEWWWWW!!!!

 

[Spookwriter]

Randy...that is just weird. As in not not even close to normal.

But Sutillman has a valid point...the aim. Don't know, but Sutillman
must be a woman.

There's nothing to actually aim at. Big empty bowl. No sport in that.

Now, if someone painted a target in there...bullseye, with additional
point rings surrounding. Then it becomes a man's game, worth talking
about with the buddys. "I got a 95 today" or, "I was stone drunk last night
and still shot a 10 pointer."

Something to talk about...

 

[sourland]

They actually make "targets" like that to put in urinals.

 

[seismic wonder2]

Design it and get a patent NOW.
I guarentee in two years you'll be up at 0230 AM watching infomercials and youll see YOUR invention being targeted to old people so they don't fall off and break a hip.