I know it is very difficult for those on this site and especially this forum to comprehend, but there are people out there in this world that are not fowl oriented or even bird oriented. I don't understand it either, but as a former military member who has traveled extensively, I have seen it for myself.
I could show them a picture of Tevye, even as a duckling surrounded by other ducklings and they would be unswayed. Even if Wobbles and Winter were to flank Cha-Cha and Tevye making a grand mirror image of irresistible cuteness, there are people that would look at that and say, "White ducks... Big deal!"
I must wander off and mutter in temporary defeat. But eventually, I will overcome! We will see what tomorrows lottery ticket brings.