Show off your house ducks!

[AmandaVirginia]

Darwin and his dog

They are absolutely precious!!!

 

[Julie Birb]

My duck taking a boat ride off of Vancouver island

You are killing me. Killing me. That is so Squeeeee and Eeeeeee cute. I love him. I see his webs.

 

[Julie Birb]

Darwin and his dog

That is pricelessly cute. Look at Darwin snuggled so close to his buddy. In love.

 

[MagpieDucks]

Darwin and his dog

Silver Appleyard?

 

[chelseylayne]

 

[Scovy Momma]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! YES!!!! Best idea yet!!!!!!! All vinyl floors with an indoor swimming pool with a water slide and a mud room that is actually filled with mud!!!!! I could have drains around the south and east walls of every room and water jets in the north and west walls of each room. One button cleaning!!!! Instead of electrical outlets on each wall, there could be hose spigots to easily hose off all the plastic furniture. I am soooooo going to play the lottery!!!!!

Can you clean the ducks with the power washing wall jets too? Cause that would be funny to watch them get blasted clean.

You know the Es were for you Julie

I'll just blow on the dice: "Duckies need a new mansion..."

Of course my wife mentioned that if the ducks got a new mansion, she should be able to remodel OUR house and add that extension we've been talking about... Guess the ducky slide might have to be a pre-made plastic slide instead of a custom stainless one with an integrated waterfall and maybe the indoor pool might not be a full Olympic sized one. Probably won't get to convert a school bus into a mobilecoop either...

I will have to go POWERBALL!!!!

"But...but...the plastic slide won't be as cool!

"
-Tevye

I called every single contractor in town! Not one of them would break ground based on me buying them a POWERBALL ticket every day until they got a winner.

Not even when I pointed out that I would only want a TOTAL of a couple million worth of construction and when they hit the POWERBALL, they would get tens of millions and I wouldn't even want any change back....

Lazy contractors, simply lazy. What happened to the old days where a guy could get a barn raised just by promising the contractors some gold eggs from his goose?

Are you saying they wouldn't do it for free since it was for the ducks? Show them tevyes face then they'll do it!

Such a cute, adorable face! It'll just have to work!

I know it is very difficult for those on this site and especially this forum to comprehend, but there are people out there in this world that are not fowl oriented or even bird oriented. I don't understand it either, but as a former military member who has traveled extensively, I have seen it for myself.

I could show them a picture of Tevye, even as a duckling surrounded by other ducklings and they would be unswayed. Even if Wobbles and Winter were to flank Cha-Cha and Tevye making a grand mirror image of irresistible cuteness, there are people that would look at that and say, "White ducks... Big deal!"

I must wander off and mutter in temporary defeat. But eventually, I will overcome! We will see what tomorrows lottery ticket brings.

& to those duck indifferent people I said, "Good day!"

So sorry to give you such bad news but...

I'm so sorry dear

 

[Scovy Momma]

My duck taking a boat ride off of Vancouver island

Darwin and his dog

This duck brings the muscle!

 

[ILOVEMYDUCKLING]

PLEASE HELP!!
Hello guys I really need your help.
My duck is hurt and I don't know what to do.
His left leg migh be broken but in not sure. I can't stand on it I'm afraid to take him to the vet since I live in FL they keep telling that by law the night put him down.
Can I give him medicine for the pain?
What can I do?
I'm going crazy

 

[ILOVEMYDUCKLING]

Guys I'm posting a pic of his leg.

 

[Tevyes Dad]

PLEASE HELP!!
Hello guys I really need your help.
My duck is hurt and I don't know what to do.
His left leg migh be broken but in not sure. I can't stand on it I'm afraid to take him to the vet since I live in FL they keep telling that by law the night put him down.
Can I give him medicine for the pain?
What can I do?
I'm going crazy

I checked out this link: http://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/managed/waterfowl/nuisance/nuisance-muscovies/
I am not from Florida, but it appears to me you can have Muscovies, you just can't release them. I wouldn't think your vet could put them down without your consent, but I would imagine you could find out for sure just by calling them. (Anyone from Florida want to chime in?).