Show off your house ducks!

[Tevyes Dad]

You should diaper all of your ducks and make a kitty/dog/duck door for them!!

12 ducks with diapers to change every 3 hours works out to 1 diaper every 15 minutes. 12 baths/day @ about 1/2 hour per ( includes filling, bathing and draining) 1 laundry load of diapers per day. 6 accidents / day to clean up after. Normal duck chores I already do...

I am going to guess 12-16 hrs. / day plus actual quality time spent with 12 ducks individually. So lets call it 24-30 hrs per day total.

Fortunately there are two of us so if 8 hrs/day are spent sleeping and doing things for us, we have about 32 hours / day to spare.

The only problem I can see is we would have to give up our jobs. Since they are our sole source of income, we would have a hard time buying treats for the ducks

So if all of you out in cyberland can send us bunches of money, I will put it in an investment. Once it gets large enough to reliably replace both our jobs, I will get with @kukupecpec and see about getting 48 sets of monogrammed diapers.

 

[Julie Birb]

I know. Sweet precious Tevye. Don't want him sad, ever.

 

[Julie Birb]

12 ducks with diapers to change every 3 hours works out to 1 diaper every 15 minutes. 12 baths/day @ about 1/2 hour per ( includes filling, bathing and draining) 1 laundry load of diapers per day. 6 accidents / day to clean up after. Normal duck chores I already do...

I am going to guess 12-16 hrs. / day plus actual quality time spent with 12 ducks individually. So lets call it 24-30 hrs per day total.

Fortunately there are two of us so if 8 hrs/day are spent sleeping and doing things for us, we have about 32 hours / day to spare.

The only problem I can see is we would have to give up our jobs. Since they are our sole source of income, we would have a hard time buying treats for the ducks

So if all of you out in cyberland can send us bunches of money, I will put it in an investment. Once it gets large enough to reliably replace both our jobs, I will get with @kukupecpec and see about getting 48 sets of monogrammed diapers.

Or you could somehow insert the kitty litter box gene into them and then they could live indoors and out and come and go thru the door that ViolinPlayer123 suggested and you and Yvonne could still work.

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Or you could somehow insert the kitty litter box gene into them and then they could live indoors and out and come and go thru the door that ViolinPlayer123 suggested and you and Yvonne could still work.

You just want to save all your money for finchy treats.

 

[napdognewfie]

You gotta keep them happy. Have you seen the movie The Birds? Lol

 

[Scovy Momma]

12 ducks with diapers to change every 3 hours works out to 1 diaper every 15 minutes. 12 baths/day @ about 1/2 hour per ( includes filling, bathing and draining) 1 laundry load of diapers per day. 6 accidents / day to clean up after. Normal duck chores I already do...

I am going to guess 12-16 hrs. / day plus actual quality time spent with 12 ducks individually. So lets call it 24-30 hrs per day total.

Fortunately there are two of us so if 8 hrs/day are spent sleeping and doing things for us, we have about 32 hours / day to spare.

The only problem I can see is we would have to give up our jobs. Since they are our sole source of income, we would have a hard time buying treats for the ducks

So if all of you out in cyberland can send us bunches of money, I will put it in an investment. Once it gets large enough to reliably replace both our jobs, I will get with @kukupecpec and see about getting 48 sets of monogrammed diapers.

Monogrammed? See, now you're just being facetious...

 

[Scovy Momma]

You just want to save all your money for finchy treats.

They can't be too expensive, right? Teeny, tiny, itty-bitty treats for teensie, weensie miniscule finchy mouths...

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Monogrammed? See, now you're just being facetious...  

Not true! Out of 12 ducks there will probably be at least 6 sizes. The measurements won't be that different but I'm sure the ducks would know the difference. I will NOT have my sweet little girls running around with a vent-wedgie all day!

 

[Tevyes Dad]

They can't be too expensive, right? Teeny, tiny, itty-bitty treats for teensie, weensie miniscule finchy mouths...

I know! But she wants me to solve the mysteries of the duck genome in my spare time rather than fork a couple hundred over to support the houseducking of my entire flock. I feel like Young Einstein trying to split the beer atom...

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[Ravynscroft]

The only place where eggs in chonies and vent wedgies are commonplace topics... I love this thread...