Show off your house ducks!

[LittleLakePhil]

Phil I love your avatar, is that you   and your fish?

yup. That would be me....ho ho ho

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Yeah I guess didn't think about that. Wait, i know you could build a full size house with non carpeted floors and put the ducks in there so then you can still have house ducks!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! YES!!!! Best idea yet!!!!!!! All vinyl floors with an indoor swimming pool with a water slide and a mud room that is actually filled with mud!!!!! I could have drains around the south and east walls of every room and water jets in the north and west walls of each room. One button cleaning!!!! Instead of electrical outlets on each wall, there could be hose spigots to easily hose off all the plastic furniture. I am soooooo going to play the lottery!!!!!

 

[LittleLakePhil]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! YES!!!! Best idea yet!!!!!!! All vinyl floors with an indoor swimming pool with a water slide and a mud room that is actually filled with mud!!!!!  I could have drains around the south and east walls of every room and water jets in the north and west walls of each room.  One button cleaning!!!!  Instead of electrical outlets on each wall, there could be hose spigots to easily hose off all the plastic furniture.  I am soooooo going to play the lottery!!!!!

sounds like a good place for me...but what about the ducks

 

[Miss Lydia]

yup. That would be me....ho ho ho

Great pic!!

 

[Julie Birb]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! YES!!!! Best idea yet!!!!!!! All vinyl floors with an indoor swimming pool with a water slide and a mud room that is actually filled with mud!!!!!  I could have drains around the south and east walls of every room and water jets in the north and west walls of each room.  One button cleaning!!!!  Instead of electrical outlets on each wall, there could be hose spigots to easily hose off all the plastic furniture.  I am soooooo going to play the lottery!!!!!

Your Eeeee made me laugh so loud. You're so funny. Oh, man. You get it!! Your duck house pending your lottery win sounds absolutely perfect.

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Your Eeeee made me laugh so loud. You're so funny. Oh, man. You get it!! Your duck house pending your lottery win sounds absolutely perfect.

You know the Es were for you Julie

I'll just blow on the dice: "Duckies need a new mansion..."

Of course my wife mentioned that if the ducks got a new mansion, she should be able to remodel OUR house and add that extension we've been talking about... Guess the ducky slide might have to be a pre-made plastic slide instead of a custom stainless one with an integrated waterfall and maybe the indoor pool might not be a full Olympic sized one. Probably won't get to convert a school bus into a mobilecoop either...

I will have to go POWERBALL!!!!

 

[MagpieDucks]

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Well, what are you waiting for call the contractor!

 

[Julie Birb]

You know the Es were for you Julie I'll just blow on the dice: "Duckies need a new mansion..."

Of course my wife mentioned that if the ducks got a new mansion, she should be able to remodel OUR house and add that extension we've been talking about...  Guess the ducky slide might have to be a pre-made plastic slide instead of a custom stainless one with an integrated waterfall and maybe the indoor pool might not be a full Olympic sized one.  Probably won't get to convert a school bus into a mobilecoop either...   I will have to go POWERBALL!!!! e

I knew it!!! Thank you, Tony!! Eeeee-ing is so expressive in our world of burd.

The Powerball winning is the key to some of us getting our duck houses set right. And for your wife, your and her house done up. I would actually purchase a modest home. It would have 5 acres and I'd get my Calls from RavynFallen and some other mallards and a couple Scovies and get their coops and runs perfect. I'd maybe diaper the Calls and let them inside, or better yet, diaper all of them. Then I'd have my own webs slapping all over the house and all I'd ever utter for the rest of my life would be, EEEEEEEEEEEEEE eeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Well, what are you waiting for call the contractor!

I called every single contractor in town! Not one of them would break ground based on me buying them a POWERBALL ticket every day until they got a winner.

Not even when I pointed out that I would only want a TOTAL of a couple million worth of construction and when they hit the POWERBALL, they would get tens of millions and I wouldn't even want any change back....

 

[Julie Birb]

They are goobers then. I mean, it's a guarantee. And they just don't understand how the world of duck water bird is the epitome of all things perfect in our world.