*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

"they are just girls"...meaning that most times we have to tell
them the same thing time after time.

 

[sourland]

You know they remove the erasers from their pencils because they are never wrong. My father in law filled me in about that.

 

[Yessur Ebob]

You know they remove the erasers from their pencils because they are never wrong. My father in law filled me in about that.

Before or after you married his daughter?

 

[sourland]

Before or after you married his daughter?

After! I personally know of 4 generations of women who have never been wrong. My MIL, wife, daughter, and grand daughter. It's an amazing phenomenon.

Umm, it's not necessary that the Princess be notified about this statement.

 

[Tanichca]

Of COURSE we're always right! And even when we are wrong, we are wrong in the rightest of ways!

 

[Orpingtons4U]

Anywho i gtg to bed reply to y'all in the morning

 

[Spookwriter]

You know that's the whole point behind a "dowry"?

Where the young girls daddy pays someone to take her
off his hands?

I remember it like yesterday. My daddy-in-law gave me
several thousand dollars to get his daughter out of his house.
And he thought it was a good deal.

Well...I've been married a long time.

I shoulda asked for more...

 

[Bunnylady]

I wouldn't exactly describe myself as sparkly.

A girl tries to talk to me and I run away.

Girls are VERY difficult to train. I have 5 sisters, so I know.

You poor kid! No wonder you run away! (Older sisters or younger?)

 

[Spookwriter]

George...Perry...Did your wifes come with a dowry?
In hindsight, was it a good deal?

 

[sourland]

I got a ring of kielbasa, 4 dozen pierogies, 2 dozen stuffed cabbage, and a box of pencils with no erasers. Was I duped?