*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[bluesub]

Hubby's a musician, I'm always on the sidelines...

 

[Spookwriter]

Husband?

What do mean, "husband"?

I'm SHOCKED !!!

What about all those brownies you use to promise me,
Blue? I'm...speechless. I thought I was the only one. But
NO...in true fickle fashion, I find out you're married.

Just SO like a woman...


Spook...heartbroken

 

[JD4570]

Yeah, JD, I got caught up with a sparkly guy once. He was shy, quiet, ambled AND had a fiance... luckily I got rid of him...

Submarine doesn't work too well on land, I guess I could have taken the Ohio River part of the way...

I'm glad you got away from him! As a former sparkly boy I'm happy to say I've never pulled that stunt!

Anyhow you could get a semi-submersable amphibious vehicle, that way you could have best of both worlds.

 

[bluesub]

Awww, Spook,

Have some brownies, I have a rocker waiting for you on my porch. Being a musician, he's not around most nights, so maybe that's why you thought I was available...

 

[bluesub]

Yeah, he was fun

, but just for a few weeks... then he dumped his fiance, and I didn't want anything to do with him...

 

[JD4570]

Yeah, he was fun

, but just for a few weeks... then he dumped his fiance, and I didn't want anything to do with him...

He dumped his fiance?!? What a creep!!! As a matter of principle, I would rather get dumped than do that to a young lady! Hmmmph. . . . cad. . . .

 

[bluesub]

I don't know about cad... he was sparkly... I'm not sure why he got engaged in the first place. She wasn't actually all that upset. He is still single, I think he prefers it that way.

 

[Spookwriter]

I don't want a rocker on your pouch, Blue.

I hear there's a rain coming in and Spook don't
like getting wet. Hard on my sheet, that is. So I'll
just set here with Momma Spook and not have no
brownies. Not even a crumb.

(But I do have some Oreo's hid back.)

At least SHE never lied to me...


Spook...who will never trust another woman.

 

[bluesub]

I don't want a rocker on your pouch, Blue.

I hear there's a rain coming in and Spook don't
like getting wet. Hard on my sheet, that is. So I'll
just set here with Momma Spook and not have no
brownies. Not even a crumb.

(But I do have some Oreo's hid back.)

At least SHE never lied to me...


Spook...who will never trust another woman.

Pouch??? I could have delivered brownies to you today! My porch is dry, that's what the roof is for... I have two rockers and a porch swing. Momma Spook could even come too. I have homemade strawberry jam. I know about rain, I got wet today. My daughter's dress got wet dashing between raindrops to the stage...

 

[Spookwriter]

I hear what you're saying there, JD.

Some of my fondest memories are thoughts of dumping
my wife....

I thought of dumping her before the wedding...
I thought of dumping her at the motel...
I've thought of dumping her at wal-marts...

And then I come to my senses.

When she finally got home, she would be MAD.


Spook....who reckons he won't dump his wife.



However tempting...