*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Orpingtons4U]

Don't point. It's impolite.

By Terry's reckoning, you already have 5.3 fox - foxes?

Yebob, did you have a big breakfast? 'The moat is calling --- Yebob, come to me, come to me, come to ---------------------------------------------------'.

RUNNNNNNNNN Yebob RUNNN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 i can hold them off i'm sly as a fox and fast as a rabbit and flighty as a guinea and mean as a bull

 

[Bunnylady]

Since the moat denizens are all fully aquatic, Ebob doesn't need to worry about them coming after him. Orps, on the other hand . . . .

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Don't point.  It's impolite.

By Terry's reckoning, you already have 5.3 fox - foxes?

I already told him to stop counting my ducks. Ducks don't count. Especially ducklings. And bantam ducks count as a quarter of a duck, so I have 8 ducks

 

[sourland]

Orps, don't sacrifice yourself for Yebob. His worthiness is still in contention. In ratings he has dropped from a tweener to a twixter. Not good, not good. "Just sayin'."

 

[Spookwriter]

Hey Sour...Do you know what E-bobs momma use to
say to the boy?


Y-bob...

As in "Y-bob. Why did you do this?"

E-bob wasn't the best of kids. He's heard a lot of Y-bob?

 

[sourland]

Spook, can you spare any brownies for Yebob? We'd sort of like to fatten himn up. Ya know just to see if we could move him from twixt to tween.

 

[Spookwriter]

"Lord knows you all (especially Spook) could use some pointers"
said the old crow.

I'll have you know, I don't need to pointers from no kuckle headed JD
on how to treat a girl. I could take a washer-woman and make her feel
like a queen.

I would offer to show you...but we seem to have no washer-woman in
the entire kingdom.


Spook...who's Queen don't go milking no cow

 

[Spookwriter]

Any more comments by the Queen like that and it won't be E-bob
Spook wants to throw in the moat, Sour.

Do Queens float?

Maybe we better hold off on feeding E-bob to the moat for a bit.

First things first....

Queen...JD...they can't be allowed to run amuck, insulting the Spook
like that.

Then...perhaps if the fish are still hungry, we'll discuss E-bobs fate.

Or...perhaps E-bob will attempt to save himself and gather information
for us, Sour. No one would expect craftiness from a mere tweener.



Spook...waiting on the queen to either apologize or float...

 

[sourland]

Wow, apologize or float?

Amen on not 'needing pointers' on how to treat a lady. Spook and Sour - long time married. "Just sayin'."

As far as Yebob goes, no hurry to toss him. I have not given up hope for the boy. Woud still like to fatten him up a bit.

 

[Bunnylady]

"Lord knows you all (especially Spook) could use some pointers"
said the old crow.

I'll have you know, I don't need to pointers from no kuckle headed JD
on how to treat a girl. I could take a washer-woman and make her feel
like a queen.

I would offer to show you...but we seem to have no washer-woman in
the entire kingdom.


Spook...who's Queen don't go milking no cow

Mmm, hmmmm. I think we have a clue to the problem here. Spook says he can make a washer-woman feel like a queen, in the spirit of fairness, he treats the Queen

like a washer-woman?