*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Tani...as I picture your wedding, it'a hard to envision everyone even
WEARING shoes.

 

[Tanichca]

Tani...as I picture your wedding, it'a hard to envision everyone even
WEARING shoes.

My first criteria for a wedding dress is that is has to be wearable with my orthopedic sneakers... I figure that makes formality go out the window! Fairy light in the trees, an open (candy!) bar, in-n-out burger catering to annoy my grandma... Life will be good!

 

[Tanichca]

Double post.

 

[Spookwriter]

You're still trying to reach to high for your raisings.

Give me and George enough time to get us a still
set up in your front yard.

'an don't waste you money on that in-n-out burger catering.

You're out in the midwest somewhere...a long drive for
two old guys like me and George. We'll stop, pick up some
fresh roadkill on the way. Bound to be sumthing....

 

[eenie114]

Sour, I'm going for informal, but not broody-dance informal! Wear a tie, button-down shirt, slacks, and decent shoes. Also, no blue vitamins allowed.

But TAAAAANIIIIIII!! I've been planning on giving my new almost-brother-in-law blue vitamins as a wedding gift for MONTHS now! You are no fun.

 

[eenie114]

So we're planning Tani's wedding, are we?
Ah yes... I can see it now. Bridesmaids wearing buckets chosen by the bride to complement their dresses, and no seafood on the menu. Slow dances broken into by random old men break dancing, and the groom overheard muttering, "Oh Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. Take me home now."

ETA: Sour Spook, that's me that's in the midwest. Tani is in the southwest- an even FURTHER drive!

ETA-Again: Spook! I meant Spook! Sigh.

 

[Tanichca]

So we're planning Tani's wedding, are we?
 Ah yes... I can see it now. Bridesmaids wearing buckets chosen by the bride to complement their dresses, and no seafood on the menu. Slow dances broken into by random old men break dancing, and the groom overheard muttering, "Oh Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. Take me home now."

And the dresses are chocolate colored! So... Gold buckets?
I like seafood! But we only get it here when we go to funerals. Kinda ruins the somber mood when we get so excited over shrimp that we're giggling.
Spook, roadkill? I know a carne asada sauce that would make cardboard taste good! We can marinade away! Though I might not get married here in Arizona... I plan on marrying a country boy, so I'd like to get married down south. I've got family in Georgia, anyway.
My groom will be fine! He'll have to be a little insane to be marrying me. Uncles Sour and Spook won't faze him!... Much.

 

[eenie114]

And the dresses are chocolate colored! So... Gold buckets?
I like seafood! But we only get it here when we go to funerals. Kinda ruins the somber mood when we get so excited over shrimp that we're giggling.
Spook, roadkill? I know a carne asada sauce that would make cardboard taste good! We can marinade away! Though I might not get married here in Arizona... I plan on marrying a country boy, so I'd like to get married down south. I've got family in Georgia, anyway.
My groom will be fine! He'll have to be a little insane to be marrying me. Uncles Sour and Spook won't faze him!... Much.

True dat.

Speaking of, it's a little weird that your ex-sparkly is still in my email contacts and I can see when he's checking his email. Where is you on Gmail? I has news to report.

You like seafood, but we wouldn't want to offend Bluesub.

 

[Spookwriter]

Someone here doesn't know much about old men.

We OLD people. We don't be getting up to dance. When's the last
time one of you girls danced with your grandfather?

And it isn't "random old men break dancing" Tani needs to worry about
at her wedding...it's much more realistic for her to have to worry about
old men ramdonly breaking wind...Proper etiquette, if you have more than
five elderly guest - of either sex - that the function must be held outdoors.

 

[Tanichca]

And the dresses are chocolate colored! So... Gold buckets? I like seafood! But we only get it here when we go to funerals. Kinda ruins the somber mood when we get so excited over shrimp that we're giggling. Spook, roadkill? I know a carne asada sauce that would make cardboard taste good! We can marinade away! Though I might not get married here in Arizona... I plan on marrying a country boy, so I'd like to get married down south. I've got family in Georgia, anyway. My groom will be fine! He'll have to be a little insane to be marrying me. Uncles Sour and Spook won't faze him!... Much.

True dat.

Speaking of, it's a little weird that your ex-sparkly is still in my email contacts and I can see when he's checking his email. Where is you on Gmail? I has news to report. You like seafood, but we wouldn't want to offend Bluesub.

I Iz on my phone... Lemme see if I can get to a computer!