*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[theotherranch]

Let's see, we can add Dickys in there. Were you wearing "work" shoes? (Please not flip-flops!)
And what brand applesauce has caused the weight loss? We'll include them for not adding enough "stuff" to be filling!

And as a PSA (required by law), ladders may be dangerous and should be used properly!


Perry

 

[Spookwriter]

Yes, it was just after my wife found my life insurance
policy that she went out and bought all the work-clothes.
Right down to new work-boots. I didn't even know I needed
these things.

I thought she loved me...

Now I'm beginning to wonder...that million dollar policy has
her attention.

I was looking in her desk for something earlier and found
pamplets on new cars, ocean cruises....I'm concerned that
maybe she doesn't mean to take me.

Do you handle divorce cases Perry?

 

[Spookwriter]

"Applesauce" is NOT a real food.

Maybe I should go to the grocery store and start
all over in the baby-food isle. Anyone know what
that stuff really taste like? Do babies like it? Does
Gerber make steak in a baby food? Or brownie
baby food?

 

[theotherranch]

Oh please, Spook! We all know that you'll never divorce Mrs. Spook!
Besides, she'd kill both of us first.

But just sayin', a new grave in the woods along the trail...............
might be one of us!

 

[Spookwriter]

Yeah, you're right again Perry. I can't divorce her.
She would take half my stuff.

On the other hand, my girlfriend doesn't like most
of this stuff anyway. She would want all new stuff.
And I just don't feel like dealing with it. So maybe
I'll just stay where I'm at.

 

[Spookwriter]

I'll give it some thought, Perry. You'll defend me if
need be. Right?

Not much chance of it being an "accident" unless the
couch breaks. I've never heard of someone getting killed
by the couch breaking...unless maybe a cushion falls
on her face.

Help me out gang. I need accident ideals.

I just took one of those pain pills and it'll be bedtime soon.

 

[Orpingtons4U]

Morning guy's sorry about the fall spook hope you feel better! maybe a little just hatched silkie chick will make ya feel better

 

[sourland]

Hi, Orps.

 

[bluesub]

Hi Sour,

I'm going to be near you this weekend, I'm driving to Broomall (wherever that is...), hoping to stop at Longwood Gardens on Sunday morning.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Spook, you might want to stock up on lime...one or the other is going to need it. Whether it`'ll be Mr. Or Mrs. remains to be seen.