*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Uh oh, I'm in for it. lol

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Where are all these new folks coming from? What positions are open in the Royal Court?

 

[sourland]

Moat feeder is always open.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Moat feeder is always open.

 

[Alaskan]

I have returned.

Oh great and mighty queen,

Give me a truly awesome title!

Like........

Pusher of moose

Abuser of Spook

Cooker of yummy meaty things



(I have returned from a forced, last minute LUNCH where they forced me to
1. Be SOCIABLE
2. Eat. GREEN THINGS and some squishy red things too....but i just smushed them around on my plate, don't worry, I didn't swallow.
3. This meant that I did NOT get to do my "all snow must die" dance.
Alaskan is grumpy)

 

[Alaskan]

Other possible titles:

Killer of snow

Ruler of all voles

Crazy thing from the white north, all others beware!

 

[Bunnylady]

"Keeper of the Northern Gate" has a nice, ambiguous ring to it.

(I don't remember - do we have a northern gate?)

But what's wrong with eating green things anyway? I eat green things and the occasional squishy red thing all the time!

 

[bluesub]

Who's contaminating the moat!?! Stay away from my cute, cuddly moat creatures! You may not barbecue them!!!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Uh oh, now you've made Bluesub angry...you won't like her when she's angry...

 

[Bunnylady]

Uh oh, now you've made Bluesub angry...you won't like her when she's angry...

Does she get all big and green? No, wait, that's JD.


Blue turns on her "schoolmarm" voice, doesn't she?